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DruggedPanda

Feb 9, 2016

DruggedPanda

Join Date: Jan 2011

Feb 9, 2016

Originally Posted by AssassinPro

If you breathe just oxygen in normal pressure you die, noob
actually you dont die, but you harm yourself a whole bunch

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena
AAAhAA!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena
AAAhAA!

Macarena tiene un novio que se llama
Que se llama de apellido Vitorino,
Que en la jura de bandera el muchacho
Se la dio con dos amigos

Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Que le gusta los veranos de Marbella
Macarena, Macarena, Macarena
Que le gusta la movida guerrilera

Macarena sueсa con El Corte Ingles
Que se compra los modelos mas modernos
Le gustaria vivir en Nueva York
Y ligar un novio nuevo
AAAAhAA!!

When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chat with me
And if I could I'd take you home with me

Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy who's name is Vitorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good so I
Now come on, what was I suppose to do
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine

Come find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellas chat along with me

When I dance they call me macarena
And the boys they say that Iґm buena
They all want me, they canґt have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chat with me
And if your good i take you home with me
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria macarena
Que tu cuerpo pa' darle alegria cosabuena
Dal a tu cuerpoEeeh, macarena
2x
Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
The boy who's name is Vitorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good so I
Now come on, what was I suppose to do
He was out of town and his two friends were so fine
Ref. 2x
Claps Ahai Ahai
Keys
Ref. 2x
Lach
Come find me, my name is Macarena
Always at the party con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellas chat along with me
Ref. 5x

Last edited by Moop; Feb 9, 2016 at 11:47 AM.

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fudgiebalz

Feb 9, 2016

fudgiebalz

Join Date: Jul 2012

Feb 9, 2016

my bum has shrubbery

alright guy

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liaxo

Feb 9, 2016

liaxo

Join Date: Nov 2007

Feb 9, 2016

I sang the first English verse without realizing that istn'e the Macarena song
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pls kill me
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don't undelete this

Last edited by liaxo; Feb 9, 2016 at 10:47 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump

[18:33] <Ele_> man I wish I had a dick to suck for drugfs rn

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fallu

Feb 9, 2016

fallu

Join Date: Oct 2011

Feb 9, 2016

what do you mean its not that song
what to heck is it then
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shut up i saw the post fuck oyu
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fuckin post deleting

Last edited by fallu; Feb 9, 2016 at 10:51 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump

8===D

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liaxo

Feb 9, 2016

liaxo

Join Date: Nov 2007

Feb 9, 2016

you and my brain are conspiring against me
begone!
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I find your lack of heed disturbing.

Last edited by liaxo; Feb 10, 2016 at 05:10 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump

[18:33] <Ele_> man I wish I had a dick to suck for drugfs rn

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Oaky

May 31, 2016

Oaky

Dude

Join Date: Jun 2008

May 31, 2016

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise be to slut fucking.
I have a list.
A list?
Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, slut-fucking bucket-list.
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
And they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart
That that dumb slut left there.

Last edited by Moop; Jun 1, 2016 at 12:20 AM.

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greenblits

Jun 1, 2016

greenblits

Join Date: Aug 2012

Jun 1, 2016

let me guess, your slut left you?

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Leaf

Jun 1, 2016

Leaf

Join Date: May 2011

Jun 1, 2016

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Ele

Jun 1, 2016

Ele

Join Date: Sep 2009

Jun 1, 2016

Originally Posted by Oaky

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise be to slut fucking.
I have a list.
A list?
Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, slut-fucking bucket-list.
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
And they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart
That that dumb slut left there.

Oh, you think you can just come in here and spew your sexist hate speech? Do this again and I'll have you dealt with nigguhfag. We don't appreciate intolerance around here.

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AussieCunt

Jun 1, 2016

AussieCunt

Senior Member

Join Date: Jan 2009

Jun 1, 2016

Originally Posted by Oaky

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts.
I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise be to slut fucking.
I have a list.
A list?
Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, slut-fucking bucket-list.
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
And they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart
That that dumb slut left there.

I don't know the man makes very good points in this

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