You're knees are replaced with bees knees

I'd rather kick the wall with nail under my toenail.

Would you rather:
a) Die immediately meeting your perfect love.
b) live forever never finding love.

Eat pussy, or blood pudding

That's a hard one,
Roast beef of course.

drink spoiled milk for a week or kill off the clan.

Drink the sour milk.(check the expiration date, you dummy.)

eat raw egg for a week

smell only fart smells for an entire day

Raw egg.

clean your whristle or punch your drangus

I don't really know what you mean with that so I'll go with both.

Rather:
Poop after wanking?
Wank after pooping?

easy, rush b

lets be edgy.

Break your legs or kick an orphan's teeth out

i would pay 20 bucks to kick an orphans teeth out.

rather
make a crown out of flowers
make a necklace out of orphans teeth

Both sound fun, but lets go with the teeth,

Sleep once a week
or shit once a week