No replays, no lemon, no join

Age: 14
Nationality: German
Belt: Black
Preferred Mods: Mushu, Aikido (Big Dojo), Judo, Sometimes Jousting too
Old Clans: Fallen, Hawk, Legend
Why do you want to join?: It would be a massive chance for me to learn, and know how good I really am
What kind of skills do you bring to Urban?: Although I am only 14 and playing this game since only 1 year, I think that I bring much skill with me. In the listed mods I like I designed my own move, found a new one for mushu/ judo yesterday.
Other Qualities: Although (again) I am from germany and only 14 Years old, I speak English much better than other people who actually come from England/ America. Also, I'm a pretty funny guy, can be serious and polit.


P.S. These Replays are old so don't judge me if they dont fit to my current skill ;)

same here to no

Why not?? :c
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I mean, I have never luck with this *-*

I remember meeting cacrot way back when he was new and I showed him tk

now look at him
if numbs thinks you have potential then we could be onto a winner, apply later

Age: 15.
Nationality: Swedish, my grandmother was french.
Belt: 3rd dan, I never really play "regular" mods, I most only spar and parkour in multiplayer, and so it has been for a long time.
Preferred Mods: I like most sparring and parkour mods. I play taekkyon and aikidoBD at rare occations as well, nothing fancy though.
Old Clans: [Hunters] and [Quest].

Why do you want to join?: I've always looked up to the lot of you, especially Pulse, Leilak, Oracle and Numbers, since you were in stock replays when I was new. As I became an active forum user, thirsting for knowlege about Toribash's past I stumbled upon the few active elite clan's threads. Seeing as Leilak, Numbers and Oracle, along with a few other big names I had heard people talk about in GMtourney rooms, or even seen on youtube (Ern VS Uke was a big favorite of mine) were all part of Urban I started to adore the clan. Understanding I had no chance of joining I never posted anything, afraid to make a fool of myself.

As time went by I forgot about your clan. After a few months I joined [Hunters] were I stayed for a little over a year. As my interest in replaymaking, and the wish to become the best Toribash player grew I left Hunters as they were not a singleplayer based clan. During my time in Hunters I had started sparring, it still is a big passion of mine. Swexxelite became my next idol. I was probably the most annoying fanboy ever, but as I started to know him better I stopped thinking of him (and all the other people I had worshipped) as an almighty being. During this time my skills had exploded, I progressed rapidly and during the summer of 2012 I got my first "fanboys". It took a while for me to accept the fact that people looked up to me, I still don't understand why, I was no better at the game than most replaymakers who joined around the same time as I did. Most of you elite members probably never heard of me as the lot of my fans were apprentice sparrers. After a while I accepted being famous, my ego grew rapidly and a lot of people became annoyed by my attitude. It came to a point were I thought of my self as one of the best Toribash players ever. I can look back and laugh at this today, but it really fucked my future up. This was around eight months ago. So I applied for Urban, you guys shut me down, especially Numbers and later on LargeKilla as I applied for "The Team". I was really pissed of for a while, but I'm glad someone fixed my attitude, or things could have gone really bad.
So here I am now, more humble than ever. My skills peaked around 4 months ago and then dropped like a rock as I discovered League of Legends. I was completly inactive ingame and things were looking dark, but now I'm starting to regain some of my former shape. I'm almost back were I was 4 months ago.

If you actually read through all of this it would make me happy, you guys probably looked at me as some annoying kid after my last application, but I want you to know that I'm a better person now. I may not have progressed a whole lot in terms of ingame skill but I am definitly a better person, and that I am proud of.
I still look up to you guys, and I would love to befriend the lot of you. Your sense of humour is great, and you're all intelligent and respected throughout the community. That's five reasons for me to write this application, and hopefully, join UrbanUnit.

What kind of skills do you bring to Urban ?:
Well, I'm really an alround person. I usually make my own texture sets (my current set has only been spiced up a bit by me though) and all the art that is needed for the forums.
I got a new computer two months ago, allowing me to produce somewhat high quality videos, I'm still a novice at editing though, it's a lot of getting used to.
I've made a lot of mods, check out the mod section of the forums, it's spammed with my work. I lack the patience to spend a lot of time on my mods though
I'm a replaymaker like most of you. I'm more into realism and all that comes with it than getting big boomhits and pulling of crazy madmen though. I feel like this has created some friction between us, my knowlege about other types of replays has been broadened, and I have learned not to compare replays from diffrent periods of time, courtesy of Oblivion, Tripstone and Largekilla.
If I have offended you in the past I am truly sorry, the teenage years come with a lot of confusion and feeling as you might know.

Other Qualities: As you've probably understood by now I've had my ups and down, I have learned and I have improved. I am not quite as quick to judge others and I have become more social. I am still smart for my age, but my grades are only decent, growing up being a wonderchild has it's downsides. Highschool hit me like a rock to the face and I am forced to spend time at home doing schoolwork. During the past few months I have made a lot of new friends, both IRL and in various gaming communities. I have become a more friendly, and as mentioned before, a more social person. I am still somewhat famous, if this means anything, but not to the same degree as I used to be.

You will need to include 3-5 replays. ( SP prefered, Examples below )
Here we go again, I am still not sure what kinds of replays you guys prefer, so I'll just upload a mix of everything. Some old, some new, some really old.
Draw a Lemon:

My appologies if there are any flaws considering my English. It's 4am
And please, read through the entire wall of text. I spent a lot of time writing all of this.

Thanks
~Jisse

You obviously don't want me in your clan, I'm not going to try to change your mind, but atleast give me the reason to reject me this time. Please.

I spent hours writing my app, days making replays, and two words is all I get back. I don't think you quite comprehend how worthless that makes me feel.

Alright, thanks.