Originally Posted by liaxo

Sorry, I have never seen an artic fox before (or one with slicked back hair for that matter, but as you were)

Since you just taught me a new word, and this clan is what it do be, I have found a task whom few are worthy.

Today is where you draw the line between what some call your self-respect/håvmodighet (dont know how to translate that word at all), and your appreciation of liaxoesque humour.

Write a minimum 300 word 2-way fictional yiff conversation. Yes that is a messed up request, but thats just the way I like it, and how it was always supposed to be.
Do this and you'll get a redly outlined, capital "YES" from me, and I'll refer to you exclusively as Senhor Vulpini and only speak Portuguese to you.

If you live close to Sintra, I'll also give you a small cake in three weeks time.

Originally Posted by liaxo

As in write as if it's you and me yiffing, where you write what each of us would say, the conversation being 2-way
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Ah, and by the grace of smalls, the text cant contain the letter "a"

Originally Posted by kradoxtb

The night lix's licked fur(+18)

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This is the story of the young lix's with me.
It comenced in some cold winter night, the young lix's stepped on the cold snow trying to run looking for shelter.This night is so void looking -lix's mumbled to himself.
Then in the horizon he noticed some bright shiny light, i hope whom lives there could help some young men like me-tought lix's.
He knocked on my door, he looked cold, lost too, i offered him some hot covers, then he went to my couch to be close to the fire, he did not look down nor lost now.
I took some oxigen trough my nose, i did not felt so stressed since i bought my first dildo, then i decided to join him in the couch.
I triggered some kind of quiz to know him more, he told me his nomen, lix, such wonderfull nomen, i felt some moviments "down there", oh no this could not be ocurring right now-i mumbled.
He noticed the lump, i went red like some kind of pepper, he whispered its ok, im into mens.
I gulped, i went running to the WC, i could not stop thinking in his lovely lips, so i decided to confront him to express my feelings.
When i got to the livingroom he stood there without clothes, i could not move, i went speechless, he clutched my hips onto his, suddenly kissed me, we took of on the night of my life, my first yiff. He ripped my clothes like some kind of furious dog, he opened up by kissing my neck, then liking my nipples, until he looked down to my leggins, he took them slowly took them off, i got the most enormous boner, he cuddled it whit his "hominid fingers", then he took of my boxers, he comenced to kiss my solid cock ,then the sucking, it felt out of this world, mere words could not express the plesure of such incredible blowjob,he, chocking on my cock whispered in the sofest of voices- do you like this?.I imediatly cumed on his mouth, we swelled it, then he forced me to bendover, i did not resisted his strenght but i did not needed to resist becuse i were itching for him to do it, then i felt it, his huge cock opening my hole, it hurted but i loved every second posterior to the first thrust, i never felt like this, he cummed inside, it's so hot i mumbled, lix's then spoke- i love you, could this be destiny to join us like this?
I replied, i hope, then he smiled to me, i smiled too.
Then we just stood there in the floor cuddling by the fireside.
The end

what did i do :O
if this is ofensive pls blame liaxo XDD
i kinda make the story based on me describing it and it does not have that much of speech things :P
also writting without "a" is quite hard XD

Originally Posted by kradoxtb

I imediatly cumed on his mouth

Originally Posted by liaxo

So anyone ever had that feeling when someone tells you to do something, and you do it as well as you can, then they don't like it or think you took it too far?

Yeah, I hate that feeling when I try hard and people think I'm weird for doing what they told me to do.

But in this moment I forgive every single person who has done that to me, cause now I know how they felt.
This thing is about 12 levels higher on the nope scale than I could have imagined.

Also there's an "a" in the place I least want to quote



I thought I wanted this.

Moop, please, I thought I wanted this.

I'm sorry, cow.

I'm so sorry, smalls.

Look away, fallu.

Rainbow, please don't be afraid. I'm sorry you had to see this.



I'm just gonna turn around and run away from this

Originally Posted by Moop

I really don't understand where the funny part is... O.o

Just when I thought I had a sense of humour D':

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You rose to the challenge and seem to have the whole clan on your side, I'm just struggling to say yes immediately due to the fact I've never spoken to you and you have no posts on the forum to go snooping through :/

right now I'm thinking yes, but I'd like to meet you in-game sometime before saying yes.

Also when I get round to buying balloons I'll show you my efforts! Thank you