The mapping of your armbands were awful. Here are some fixed versions courtesy of NikosDEAD.
http://imgur.com/anYK2Nu
http://imgur.com/bEfyO7O
http://imgur.com/I5GgdPR
http://imgur.com/KzMbfsf

What do they look like ingame?

the ones merc posted

wtf didn't zwift make those

They are "fixed" versions.
On one of them, the logo is backwards.

Zwift made the original. Idk why they thought making the logo backwards would help.

it can't be helped..
when I wore one when zwift first made them, I thought they were fine. I don't want a "fixed" version lmao

I think his problem with it was that the logo took up too much space.

shouldn't it?

idk dude it's his opinion