But... I already like it...
I like it alot... :c
I like it alot... :c
Retrying my app vvvvvvv
Age:15
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):im stupid...
Are you a wizard: no, im a unicron <--- yes a unicron
Size of your wand: 17.526cm
Element of choice
ubstep
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: BASSCANNON! And blow the fuckers away.
Describe your magical abilities: Being Captain Canada
Hair color:brown
Pubic hair color:gandalfs beard is down there
Describe your non-magical abilities: i give great head....
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: wax....
Previous magical guilds:The gnome bbq festival and Nightmare on elf street
Previous non-magical guilds: Silver, Rage, Pure, Reflexz.
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Human (House coat)
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: The Familiar of Zero... Don't kill me because i said that...
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc):all of them, i flunked all grades atleast once.
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home: give him a shower find his home. come back the next night, rape him and kill him.
What is your experience on the battlefield: Veteran of panty snatching
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: orko, hes never had canadian sausage
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: i cut off my left foot and put it on my staff, now it has 7 feet.
Are you skilled in potion making: chocolate milk is the best i could do.
Are you a pokemon and if you are what kind of pokemon are you: yes, goaulbat or what ever the fuck it is.
Are you shiny(ignore this if you are not a pokemon): yes, very.
How often do you polish your staff: wax hurts....so everyday...
Did you study in the art of Orkology: soon...soon...
Favorite wizard:louise
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread: are you fucking kidding me.... *clears throat* FOOOURSCOOORE *bread appears*.
Where does the magic happen: In the bathtub. Duh! I mean... the duck starts talking and it all escalates from there...
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: GUNFISH
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: yes...
Age:15
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):im stupid...
Are you a wizard: no, im a unicron <--- yes a unicron
Size of your wand: 17.526cm
Element of choice
ubstepIf you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: BASSCANNON! And blow the fuckers away.
Describe your magical abilities: Being Captain Canada
Hair color:brown
Pubic hair color:gandalfs beard is down there
Describe your non-magical abilities: i give great head....
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: wax....
Previous magical guilds:The gnome bbq festival and Nightmare on elf street
Previous non-magical guilds: Silver, Rage, Pure, Reflexz.
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Human (House coat)
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: The Familiar of Zero... Don't kill me because i said that...
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc):all of them, i flunked all grades atleast once.
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home: give him a shower find his home. come back the next night, rape him and kill him.
What is your experience on the battlefield: Veteran of panty snatching
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: orko, hes never had canadian sausage
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: i cut off my left foot and put it on my staff, now it has 7 feet.
Are you skilled in potion making: chocolate milk is the best i could do.
Are you a pokemon and if you are what kind of pokemon are you: yes, goaulbat or what ever the fuck it is.
Are you shiny(ignore this if you are not a pokemon): yes, very.
How often do you polish your staff: wax hurts....so everyday...
Did you study in the art of Orkology: soon...soon...
Favorite wizard:louise
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread: are you fucking kidding me.... *clears throat* FOOOURSCOOORE *bread appears*.
Where does the magic happen: In the bathtub. Duh! I mean... the duck starts talking and it all escalates from there...
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: GUNFISH
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: yes...
Replays.
R.I.P Dog | mediocre at best
R.I.P Dog | mediocre at best
