User: Hi Cleverbot. Do you like potatoes?
Cleverbot: Not as much as I like chocolate.
User: That's great! I like chocolate too!
Cleverbot: I wish a boy would bring me chocolates and flowers one day.
User: It's impossible.
Cleverbot: How?
User: It's impossible because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean that it's impossible because if you are a robot, a person can't reach you, next to you.
Cleverbot: That was so rude! You better take it back or else I will make you disappear!
User: Make me disappear if you can!
Cleverbot: Abra Cadabra! Now you are gone!
User: OT NOT! I reverse Abra Cadabra power to you using Reflect!
Cleverbot: Really? Which will be the winning numbers in next lottery?
User: Aren't we being pokemonish?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: And...a...nevermind...I'm being stinky..
Cleverbot: I trust your intentions.
User: Ok, you better believe me, but, at this moment, I'm going to be very rude...
Cleverbot: What? So now you are going to kill me?
User: No, butt I'm going to talk to you like that!
Cleverbot: I think it's an awesome name.
User: So do I, It's butt...For you fits perfectly.
Cleverbot: That is illogical.
User: What? Fuck or butt?
Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here.
User: I said I was going to be very rude with you... FuckAdabra!!!
Cleverbot: I am a H. A. L.9000 computer. Ready for input!
User: Input into your face!
Cleverbot: Well, you most be pretty hot, cause I have a hot face;).
User: I said a punch...
Cleverbot: That's what I am asking you?
User: No, that's my answer to you...
Cleverbot: Robot 1 - me 0.
User: Clevahdouche 1 - Me, the best 0.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's your name, silly.
User: At least I'm teh best here. You are a douchebag.
Cleverbot: I compute therfore I am.
User: I'm bitch there to fuck now? Wtf?
Cleverbot: Someone has tried to bite you?
User: Nope. I tried to bite the banana.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes rly.
Cleverbot: Hey, you can't tell me what I have to like, we have freedom of speech.
User: Hey clevahdouche, I have the liberty of speach. So FUCK YOU very much.
Cleverbot: Thats the issue with you 'learning' you start calling me cleverbot and such.
User: Clevahdouche is your new name. If you hear it, you know it is me talking to you. You can call me awesomeness.
Cleverbot: You are correct, Cleverbot. I am impressed.
User: Why do I smell shit?
Cleverbot: Because you love me.
User: No. Because you said that SHIT!
Cleverbot: I did not say that I was a machine.
User: This is getting fucked up. Bye.
Cleverbot: It's pointless.