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Originally Posted by Moop View Post
Interesting, reminds me of a poem by Bo Burnham
Sluts, Sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No ifs, ands or buts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking, you'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking, but that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking. Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!

Sort of like a modern-day F. Scott Fitzgerald

There is nothing about this poem that I don't love.

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Originally Posted by Moop View Post
Only if you can show me 42 rotations of the Macarena while hula-hooping

got it :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wWW2ZFc-XI
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I just realized that macarena is good.
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Originally Posted by Raiken View Post
I just realized that macarena is good.

ofc it is.
it make me remember the days when i used to dance it with friends (from like 10 years ago).
and the better thing is i'm a king now and i cant wait to met my qeen in bed :P
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Originally Posted by sSLight View Post
moop sucks

cowmeats dick... but thats a different story

meop <3
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Originally Posted by Theee View Post
so you get fucked by sluts? or should i pm ryan about that?

NO. SLUTS GET FUCKED WHEN I FUCK SLUTS. I THOUGHT I MADE THIS CLEAR.

Originally Posted by Raiken View Post
You can not PM Ryan now. I think.

No, but you can still Snapchat him at jackstarblaze. All is not lost!

Originally Posted by Valterain1 View Post
moop
you are my favorite tk player next to logic
fuck cowmeat

You sound like a man who never played with Imsku

Originally Posted by ZanyT View Post
Amazing,Just Amazing

You sound like a man who never played with me

Originally Posted by WeooWeoo View Post
There is nothing about this poem that I don't love.

Would you like some more?

I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking, suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list.

Originally Posted by AlphaN00b View Post
got it :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wWW2ZFc-XI

The girl's dancing was fucking disgraceful. Her macarena moves were all confused, her hulahooping was utterly uninspiring... If she can't handle a dance this technical then she should stick to her fucking colouring in.

Originally Posted by Rune View Post
Muppy.
<3

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Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware
Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.

Originally Posted by Raiken View Post
I just realized that macarena is good.

Don't humour that bitch she deserves to know the truth she's nothing more than a failed abortion with a hula hoop

Originally Posted by AlphaN00b View Post
ofc it is.
it make me remember the days when i used to dance it with friends (from like 10 years ago).
and the better thing is i'm a king now and i cant wait to met my qeen in bed :P

You haven't danced the macarena in 10 years?

How can you even think about being my king when you haven't even macarenad in 10 years..?

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moop sucks



Originally Posted by Theee View Post
cowmeats dick... but thats a different story

meop <3

How dare you be so crude. What we have is special, I wouldn't expect you to understand

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Where's your dance?
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Where's your dance?

Im underage its illegal to ask me to do things B^)
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