[12:56.17] <Cheetah> I remember when I started masturbating
[12:56.26] <~Sparky> i'd have to be the one who makes him awkward af about it just to get a laugh
[12:56.27] <Cheetah> I did it like 10 times a day
[12:56.29] <MrMiyagy> what if you had a daughter that did it.
[12:56.40] <Cheetah> I'd be more awkward
[12:56.48] <Cheetah> But still "k"
[12:56.49] <~Sparky> fucking hell
[12:56.55] <MrMiyagy> For sure XD
[12:57.01] <~Sparky> you're a chronic masturbator
[12:57.02] <Cheetah> I did it on my room
[12:57.05] <Cheetah> On the sofa
[12:57.10] <Cheetah> On the kitchen
[12:57.18] <Cheetah> On the garden
[12:57.18] <MrMiyagy> I'm like Sparky there I'd probably really embarrass him/her
[12:57.30] <Cheetah> In public bathrooms
[12:57.37] <Cheetah> In a bar once
[12:57.49] <Cheetah> God
[12:57.53] <MrMiyagy> Someone needs a girl...
[12:57.54] <Cheetah> I masturbated a lot
[12:57.57] <~Sparky> Cheetah is a lean mean chronic masturbating machine

[02:30] <%liaxo> log gem
[02:30] <%liaxo> [14:26] <%Liaxo> oh my
[02:30] <%liaxo> [14:26] <%Liaxo> TIL sparky isn't in Parrot
[02:30] <Sparky> Wat
[02:31] <Sparky> How long have you thought I was in parrot?
[02:31] <%liaxo> Well
[02:31] <%liaxo> I think I took it for granted until yesterday

[08:26.10] <%SrCheetah_phone> My sister is a big fan of fruits basket :0
[08:26.26] <%SrCheetah_phone> She has the whole manga in Madrid
[08:26.36] <+Sheik> its so fucking cute
[08:26.52] <+Sheik> if i had shelf space i would buy it all
[08:27.29] * opraaa (opraaa@E4FA400B.AC6B9765.4C7C8A99.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
[08:27.52] <%Reta> sheik
[08:27.56] <%Reta> shall I buy you a shelf?
[08:27.59] <%Reta> DD
[08:28.10] <+Sheik> its not that i cant aford one
[08:28.14] <+Sheik> its that i have no room
[08:28.50] <+Sheik> i have less than 4 square metres left of space in this room
[08:29.08] <%Reta> welll
[08:29.14] <+Sheik> my bed is more than half of my room
[08:30.39] <+Sheik> buy me a shelf when i get my own house
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[08:30.47] <+Sheik> or move in with sparky
[08:30.56] * SrCheetah_phone (SrCheetah@1337-271AA54A.red-83-34-187.dynamicip.rima-tde.net) has joined #vibe
[08:30.56] * ChanServ sets mode: +h SrCheetah_phone
[08:31.24] <%Reta> why do you Need a shelf
[08:31.27] <%Reta> if you have sparky
[08:31.37] <+Sheik> for manga
[08:31.42] <+Sheik> obviously
[08:32.00] <%Reta> dude
[08:32.03] <~Sparky> he means fire starting paper
[08:32.05] <~Sparky> for if you get cold
[08:32.06] <%Reta> you can fuck sparky all day
[08:32.13] <%Reta> why would you Need manga
[08:32.19] <+Sheik> he would be fucking me
[08:32.22] * +Sheik (Acry@1337-77BB9E12.sfl9.fli.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Client exited)

11:36:36 AM <•Neko_GF_Laptop> lisa fell asleep should I draw on her
11:36:57 AM <•Neko_GF_Laptop> i farted near her

9:12 AM <mike> hey hey
9:12 AM <mike> you jerk
9:12 AM <mike> but thanks
9:12 AM <mike> lol
9:12 AM <mike> i was about to suggest
9:13 AM <mike> :P
9:13 AM <mike> Reta: you're the sort of person I would've made admin back in the day IMO
9:13 AM <mike> out of everyone here

4:01:39 PM → Pimp joined (uid139945@1337-D3290A5A.irccloud.com)
4:01:56 PM <Frost> hey pimple
4:02:15 PM <Frost> pimp*
4:02:28 PM <Frost> god damn auto correct shit
4:02:55 PM <•Sparky> fucking pimple
4:03:08 PM <Aiden> Fuck sake pimple
4:03:20 PM <Triton> i came here just to say that i will forever call Pimp Pimple for now on
4:03:33 PM <Triton> Hi Pimple
4:03:45 PM <Frost> omg sorry!!
4:04:26 PM <•Sparky> same
4:04:32 PM <Frost> sorry pimple

12:30:58 PM <•Sparky> DUDE
12:31:01 PM <•Sparky> 1,999 posts
12:31:05 PM <Frost> I know
12:31:19 PM <Frost> Do I look fugly
12:31:19 PM <•Lite> 1998*
12:31:23 PM <•Lite> Frost pls
12:31:30 PM <•Lite> Deleted your post on offtopic cos of rule d
12:31:30 PM <•Sparky> wtf
12:31:34 PM <•Sparky> LMFAO
12:31:37 PM <•Sparky> AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
12:32:00 PM <•Sparky> LITE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE POST DELETIONS
12:32:18 PM <Frost> What was the rule broken?
12:32:19 PM <•Lite> lol
12:32:31 PM <•Lite> D
12:32:35 PM <•Sparky> you broke the D
12:32:37 PM <•Sparky> ;]
12:32:38 PM <•Lite> You need to explain your answer
12:32:49 PM <•Sparky> was this on Pokemon thread?
12:32:53 PM <Frost> https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/mo3jnqhM
12:33:02 PM <Frost> Oh alright
12:33:20 PM <•Lite> 90% of deleted posts since I became lmod were because of rule D lol
12:33:36 PM <•Sparky> lmao
12:33:48 PM <•Sparky> oh
12:33:51 PM <•Sparky> super powers thread
12:34:08 PM <•Sparky> honestly tho lite
12:34:15 PM <•Sparky> do we really need to explain mind control
12:34:23 PM <•Sparky> WE ALL KNOW WHAT MIND CONTROL WOULD BE USED FOR
12:34:29 PM <Frost> Sex
12:34:30 PM <•Sparky> ��
12:34:37 PM <•Lite> yeah, making girls get naked but hurr
12:34:41 PM <Frost> Pinrapples
12:34:46 PM <•Sparky> ;]
12:34:47 PM <•Lite> rules are rules

[21:27] <Frost> RAWR
[21:28] <Sparky> Boobs
[21:28] <Frost> TITTIES!!!
[21:29] <Sparky> Ass
[21:29] <Frost> Dude, thats ass-tronomical
[21:30] <Sparky> Did you see that ass pic earlier
[21:30] <Frost> No where
[21:30] <Sparky> https://i.imgur.com/IEUI4y2.jpg
[21:30] <Sparky> Enjoy friend
[21:30] <Sparky> That's 19yr old bootie there
[21:30] <Frost> Yours?
[21:31] <Frost> Like, is that your girl?
[21:31] <Sparky> I wish
[21:31] <Frost> How old are you?
[21:31] <Sparky> 19
[21:31] <Frost> Aight
[21:31] <Frost> Ill be 19 just for her
[21:31] <Sparky> 18 is adult here
[21:32] <Sparky> Lol
[21:32] <Frost> Im 16 dude
[21:32] <Sparky> Young blood
[21:32] <Frost> Can still beat your as
[21:32] <Frost> Ass
[21:32] <Frost> After I get a piece of that one
[21:32] <Sparky> Can't out drink me tho

8:18:11 PM <•Sparky> icky
8:18:14 PM <•Sparky> csgo or nah
8:18:17 PM <•Sparky> say yes
8:18:20 PM <•Sparky> or baka
8:18:21 PM <supermond> OK m8 let's fucking go 50k vs that sign and avg
8:18:32 PM <Aiden> 500k
8:18:32 PM <Aiden> im
8:18:35 PM <supermond> Avvy
8:18:40 PM <supermond> But like
8:18:42 PM <Aiden> no simple wench
8:18:46 PM <Aiden> that you can throw money at
8:18:54 PM <supermond> I don't even know who you are !!!
8:19:15 PM <Aiden> nobody does
8:19:40 PM <Aiden> ive talked to icky for the last year but he doesnt know who i am
8:20:13 PM <supermond> What if ur not even staff and it's all a lie!!!!
8:20:54 PM <Aiden> i am apart of the highest staff group
8:21:25 PM <supermond> I'm not sure I can trust someone named aiden
8:21:32 PM <Icky_phone> Sparky uh
8:21:37 PM <Icky_phone> After shower n stuff
8:21:47 PM <Aiden> i have full control of the forums supermond
8:22:03 PM <Aiden> ill ban you
8:22:05 PM <Icky_phone> Hes a dev shutup and duel
8:22:11 PM <supermond> As I said I'm not sure I can trust an aiden
8:22:13 PM <Icky_phone> Lmao
8:22:24 PM <Aiden> fuck sake icky
8:22:34 PM <Aiden> you ruined my fun
8:22:34 PM <supermond> Think ur gonna have to ban me to prove!!!
8:22:36 PM <•Sparky> ok cool
8:22:36 PM <Icky_phone> Fight me noooooob
8:22:53 PM <Aiden> ill fight you when i become a teacher
8:22:56 PM <Icky_phone> Ok shower later
8:23:07 PM <•Sparky> so csgo now then?
8:23:08 PM <Icky_phone> Well
8:23:11 PM <Icky_phone> Shower. Later
8:23:15 PM <•Sparky> aw
8:23:19 PM <•Sparky> grammar sucks ;-;
8:23:25 PM <Icky_phone> True
8:23:42 PM <Icky_phone> My inner-Grammar Nazi flipped his shit right then

[17:53] <~Nugget> Frost, is this Frost Sledgren Nugget Fates orgy finna happen?

[17:53] <~Nugget> or na?

[17:53] <Frost> I wish

[17:53] <Zelda_Phone> Brb, writing fanfic

[17:53] <~Nugget> pls

[17:54] <Zelda_Phone> not actually gunna, sorry. I am on my phone and need to violently masturbate thinking about members of my family in law soon.

[17:54] <Frost> The Legendary Nugget meets the Frozen Frost of Narnia, fall into a sexual love, and meet the epic duo of Fates and Sledgren, only to have a fourway, producing the Legendary Frost Child who is also an Event Squad member