Cop: sir do you know why I pulled you over?
man: *stares*
Cop: I saw you watching porn while driving sir.
man: and?
Cop: I'd like to know what kind of porn it was or I'm going to have to give you a ticket
man: oh it was just a home made of me fucking your bitch *does donut* *speeds away*
Cop: huh... never heard of that kind before
