Toribash
Originally Posted by Micah View Post
Cop: sir do you know why I pulled you over?

man: *stares*

Cop: I saw you watching porn while driving sir.

man: and?

Cop: I'd like to know what kind of porn it was or I'm going to have to give you a ticket

man: oh it was just a home made of me fucking your bitch *does donut* *speeds away*

Cop: huh... never heard of that kind before

What has evo done to you...

Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
I'm not seeing much of a difference

savage af
Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
Originally Posted by Bulous View Post
keyboard crusading fuck

much proof pls

that's what your mom called me before I shoved my dick in her mouth, did you know she likes creampie?