Typical punk I would bully..

Jk actually i'm a pretty quiet guy. Get on skype gringo.

Your dad jumps on the trampoline with you?

Nah he climbed up and sat there in the sun :P

I wish I had a trampoline, I wanna do a backflip so bad but...Y'know.

I've never dared to do a backflip but i've done a doubble frontflip :P kinda backwards way of learning.

Lack of beard kills my boner.

I have a beard right now.
Will delete it tomorow.
Jo Rainbow.

Oh, you resorted to the facialpubespasting method?
You're officially cool.

I'm Growing a beard just for you, I'm going to find a camera and take a picture of my progress.