wait, i finished it now, it explains the whole deal of how flower monster came into existance and what it did to the world and why it's partly flower.
you are a bit late, here the full version:
let's call it fl0wer
Story: awaiting willy's corrections
Once upon a time there were a mysterious cult, and to be more specific about the time it were during the Golden Age of Wushu, and it were said to be the most powerful of them all. Rumours said it were born after a band of brave mortals stole a seed of the Wushu Flower, a plant containing all of the formidable knowledge about the very nature of Wushu itself, crafted by the love and care of the Sacred Wushu Goddess herself.
Foolish there mortals were as they did not grasp the near infinite amount of knowledge contained within this tiny little seed so as they consumed it that their bodies and minds could it's vast domain. As such these humble mortals came to dedicate their existance to seek ways to alter themselves into beings fully capable of embracing all of that knowledge which the seed contained.
At first they resorted to trying to perfect themselves with training and meditation, they become strong, stronger than any mortal before them, unstopable, unreachable by the rest of mankind, yet they realised that grasping it all would require them to evolve beyond mankind itself as no mortal body could not grasp the full potential of knowledge they held in this tiny little seed.
They became desparate and pursued a new path that which only the wicked had tried before as they tried to alter their beings by enhancing it with technological miracles of this old age, adopting and altering copies the antient artifact known as Wushu CPU, which were said to have been the brain in the training console that which only the old gods had trained with, and implanting it into their bodies in attempts to become one with a machine, becoming more than mortal beings. Yet their experiments failed and the cost were immense as former allies with the Wushu CPU implanted went rampant killing their brothers by dozens, before killing themselves by tearing their eyes and chests wide open trying to free themselves from the mechanics they had been given.
After a series of failed attempts only a few men from the original crew remained, the Black Hand, the concil of the most dedicated and zealotus cultists, decided that they would not give up even if they had to accept never grasping the knowledge themselves. And so they abandoned the original idea of having themselves grasp this power and instead they pursue upon the path of creating a new machine, a machine able to grasp the knowledge contained within this tiny little seed. Given what they could learn form the Wushu CPU they scrapped all that it had been taught by the gods and to the shell that remained they built a body.
They called it Machine God of Wushu, leaving weak flesh and limited mind of human beings out of equation. They started enslaving and brainwashing hundreds of people. Adults and elders, women and children all around the province were enslaved to make them work constantly without any breaks, without eating, without sleeping untill they are drop dead, just to be replaced by another slave, all to create this perfect body for the Machine God of Wushu.
The Iron for Machine God's body was heated on dire black flames of burning slaves, dead and living alike as those yet walking chose to charge into the furnace in fanatism and insanity dragging their dead comrades with them. To cool down the iron it was drawned in huge pools of blood of these worshiping slaves, producing the horrifying noise as the metal itself was trembling with terror.
When the iron body of Machine God of Wushu were finished it wore the smell of rotten, burned flesh, and being so dark that no light were reflected upon its frame, it's mere existence came to bother the gods. The Black Hand proceeded to implanting the now empty Wushu CPU into the iron and put that tiny seed stolen from Sacred Wushu Goddess within it's core. To make the whole thing moving they attended the mass suicide ritual spilling their own blood into machine veins, making it so that their attained power would not rott away at old age only admiring their creation. And so the Machine God of Wuhsu were awakened and in it's dire scream, the gods had had enough and chose to cleanse this creation and with the rays of life the abomination were illuminated, turning its black metal into blindingly shine silver, melting everything around and vaporising all that remained the the unfortunate slaves. After its awakening it proceeded to brutalize the Lands of Tori defeating armies and nations with the skills the seed had contained, and rampant it went unleashing the formidable knowledge of Sacred Wushu Goddess, upon the world itself crating wastelands where once life had bloomed. After destroying and killing every single human and animal in the world it finally come to rest. The god's knew themselves foolish having permitted it's creation, but they had accepted the fate of this world and chose to focus their minds on other worlds now bearing in mind this dead world. Centuries were passing and parts of Machine God of Wushu were decaying, and so the flower within the seed started growing now that it were at peace, and the plant itself replaced that which had been once machine. Few thousands years passed an now the half decayed Machine God of Wushu became one with the sacred flower, twisting one into each other creating the horrifying bloodthristy sentinel, which continue to watch over the dead world, and ready to tear apart anything that will come it's way. It's sleaping for centuries now, and it better will be as nobody is insane enough to step onto the land of the dead world and disturb Machine God of Wushu rest to unleash the eternal blood rage on themselves.
This is the legend of fl0wer.
it's a halloween event, it must be dark and heavy
here we go.
✔ cultists - we are, clan terminology
✔ wushu - mod we play
✔ black hand - our leadership positions
✔ flower - we are
✔ wushu robot as machine god - our mascot (also notice the clan user picture)
✔ sacred wushu goddess - aka wushu mistress, our another mascot
✔ grim dark - because it's fun
✔ self destruction - because it's true
pretty much all our core features are covered. i think it's good enough.