Hello kilogram turkeys and welcome to your application thread. After extensive amounts of dicking around in your discord I have decided you're good enough to let Gobble-kun and Gargon convince me to apply. I like to spend my time shitposting and also occasionally being a productive member of society, though the latter is fairly rare. I like to start debates about politics and then pretend I was joking when I get shit on for having dumb ideas. My hobbies are: using my high charisma to convince women they like me so I can see them naked maybe but also probably not because I'm a nice guy who doesn't pressure people, dancing quietly in crowded rooms when no one is looking, pretending to know things about stuff so people will be friends with me, and writing shit poems.
I particularly like Knob Gobblers because turkeys are the most attractive birds on the face of the planet, and because your community is very kind and not toxic at all in any way and treat me with the utmost respect. I hope that you all can consider my request to join in such a manner. If I get accepted, I will not do anything differently than what I am already doing, because I'm awesome and that's why you said yes. Thanks in advance, by the way.
As for music, here are some examples of music I like.