Originally Posted by protonitron

School is too cool for Skylar.

Originally Posted by Kookoo11

Skylar
By Kookoo11
Skylar is too school for cool,
I can't believe how poetic he is.
I mean look at these rhymes,
When I'm droppin' the dimes.

Skylar is fucking retarded,
I can't even.
I don't even,
This poem was made for Steven?

Skylar fuckin sucks,
I don't give any fucks.
I don't give a shit,
Not one little bit.

Skylar made this poem,
He made this to blow em'.
Skylar poked Panda with his very hands,
Stop traveling all over the rugged wastelands.

Skylar you disgust me,
I won't let you be.
I'll lick you with all of my might,
And consume you with a single bite.

Skylar smells like shit,
He does not clean up one bit.
I can't even imagine how he sits,
He probably falls into many pits.

Skylar was dropped on his head as a baby,
Don't ask him how, his memories are really shady?
He looks like a lady,
But he truly is a baby.

Skylar got rekt by his own poem,
He just doesn't even.
I don't know why the poem is so long,
Maybe it's just made for fucking Steven.

-God dammit, Steven-

Originally Posted by RedPanda

That was beautiful. 10/10

Originally Posted by Kookoo11

thnx mang
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"When life gives you lemons, throw them away, they may be filled with razor blades."
"RedPandas" do have souls... in their hearts."
"Skylar sucks."
"Demons are angels who have low self-esteem."
"Always ride with a stranger, they may give you a ride... oh wait."
"Make eye-contact, with yourself."
"Santa is dyslexic Satan." (Figure it out)
"You can eat anything, but some things can kill you."
"If there is a parallel universe where there are not any parallel universes, then there must be no parallel universes."
"If you stare at the sun for over 24 hours, you have problems."
"An apple a day keeps your life away."
"Quotes are dumb"

"Quotes are dumb"