Gg, praise ShawShank.
Let this day be remembered and sung about amongst silly mortals.

Thank you, thank you.

Feel free to start a religion about me, in fact ever since that fated post I hear the voice of a higher being. It speaks of it's paternity to me, and of how I must sway his other wayward children from the path of damnation. All shall find themselves upon the righteous path of Jel-kalik the Lord of Azaru.

Why would I lie.

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He also said we can have 14 wives, and you must give me 90% of all your earnings. I don't make this shit up, trust.

I'll get 11,111st post anyway.

"Why would I lie."

Also first night in bed early and I wake up to a fucking monster truck raping our garage outside the apartment.
Why do they come for the snow at 6 am..... fuk

>le maymay arrow xdddd

I'd rather snow than it rain spiders

You haven't lived till you have a brown snake in your pants

fuck, I've been to worried about family nearly killing my dogs twice to care about the 10,000th post
gg shaw

Wasn't even prowling for it heh. just saw someones post like 'so the next post will be 10000th'

My thoughts: 'No fuckin way, stealing that shit from underneath these fkrs'

Leaving to play Dungeons and Dragons with the tardsquad.
Dwarf Cleric dope a fff bruh