You can be president once you've proven you can actually run faster than Zazo

oofun is talking about Zazo's penis.

If i show a picture of john cena and me 2gether can i join caln

please not this cancer again

Get a picture with Shawn Michaels then we'll talk

My mom just told me santa isnt real, wanna kill myself now rip

If Santa wasn't real, then who have I been giving lap dances to all these years?

Make sure you send me ur stuff first William.

nuthug?

Is a euphemism for "I like testicles"