did her pubes tickle your nose too?

Vagina mouth

Ugly

It tasted like pussy

chicken tenders?

When i leave my girlfriends im getting 3 things of cheesy tots from burger king the diabetes will be worth it

did she fart on ur dick the shit?

she having poop on my harding penis

so was it flowing like a rainbow or rock solid?

if you opened a bean burrito from taco bell and let the meat fall out of it, thats the consistency