You have got it fairly right.
Except this is my newest project, the Super Sperm X, or SSX.
This has been the only successful one so far, and he seems to be
holding up quite nicely.
School Bus, dude!
Just passed away like 5 minutes ago... you're totally late now.
Unless if you call Batman for a free ride on his Bat-Corn (Bat + Unicorn). It's a swell vehicle... doesn't waste fuel and you can fed him with carrots.
Thats a mildly horrifying image, a grim dark and edgy vigilante unicorn with dead parents and a guilt complex. I think il walk.