cut the sides shorter and let the top grow, ja?
then when u get out of the shower, towel dry till it's dank damp and blowdry in the direction u want. when u finish, apply wax (shine) or clay (matte).

There is literally nothing lamer than short sides and long on top. It's the stereotypical eurodouche look.

do u have a classic amerifat unstyled greasy and hasn't-been-cut-in-years hair? I'll fight you, m8, don't talk shit about my hair

hi kristis

Rude.

I was in army so i didn't have a chance.

Hi.

Get a Mohawk

Get a bigger dick dude

Once payday comes around next Friday

Just buy a 150x200 avatar and you'll be set.