Your town only has two barbershops. One is always messy, and the barber has a bad haircut, the other is always very clean and the barber has an amazing haircut. Which do you go to for a haircut and why?
<~Fear> fuck, Pv2Caribou is that you?
<~Fear> you look like you suplex fucking rhinos
obviously the messy one - has more customers + his bad haircut was my the inexperienced other barber
the clean barbers haircut is so nice because the messy one did it for him
tl;dr: the president
heres my riddle:
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?