Toribash
Thought I'd give you a closer view (don't know how to minimise the picture ��).

The wrestler man grabbed behind my knee, picked me up, tossed me down and jumped on top. He could and should have went for side control, but he kind of just jumped on top of me with his knees underneath him, the first catching my hand.
Broke the outermost part of my pinky (about where the nail begins) in half and, ruptured my nail bed, and tore my nail root out of my finger. Was at the E.R. Until 2:30AM, but it's partly straightened out and sewn now. Meeting with a doctor and a consultant later today to see if another operation is needed. It should be fine in six weeks time. Got 21 hours of coursework this weekend and starting a new job on Monday, though
[18:33] <Ele_> man I wish I had a dick to suck for drugfs rn
Well good luck with your new job and everything, but this wrestler guy sounds like a total asshole. Is he just starting out and doesn't know shit, or is he just a dickhead?
He seemed to have done wrestling many years ago, but no modern grappling. I suppose he wanted to do well his first sparring, and I'm possibly the most intimidating lad at the basic course in submission wrestling.
He was pretty cool and felt horrible afterwards, but as most when starting out, he goes to hard with too little control. I'm very calm and cool-headed when sparring...
The lame thing is I told him beforehand that I didn't want to spar with him because I thought I'd get hurt (dislocated my knee two weeks ago). I'll take it as a divine message to not spar with newcomers.
[18:33] <Ele_> man I wish I had a dick to suck for drugfs rn
Yeah, especially giant newcomers. My left knee is still giving me shit, 8 months after injuring it at BJJ. I should be keeping up with the exercises my physio told me, but I've been lazy. Really gotta start doing them again.
liaxo what the fuck are you even doing sparring if you dislocated your knee 2 weeks ago

For real give that shit at least a month
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
The majority of my well-being depends on physical activity, papi. The next six weeks are gonna be good for my knee, tho. I'm getting a gym membership on Monday to jog and jog and jog, some knee exercises and stretching.
Good times ahead.
[18:33] <Ele_> man I wish I had a dick to suck for drugfs rn
ok just be careful, 2 weeks isn't long enough especially if there was some other damage done when you dislocated it

Also remember that knees never really get better when you fuck them
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
Originally Posted by Moop View Post
Also remember that knees never really get better when you fuck them

I fucked my knee in 2001, although I can walk on it (although apparently I shouldn't be able to) there's a limit to how much it can handle before it gives out. I'll gladly vouch for how easily ruined they are, and they're a cunt to try and get working again.

OFC if I was a massive fat cunt, those fuckers get knee repairs all the time. Straight to the front of the queue, have a new knee fattie, not that you'll ever use it you fat piece of shit.

Seriously though, the fucks with all the useless fat cunts getting knee repairs? Doesn't stop them being fat & lazy, fuckers are still sat on those electric mobility scooters shovelling pies in their face.

Not that I'm at all irritated or bitter about going from being extremely active to severely limited in what I can do. ¬_¬

Also crutches suck. Fuck those things. And fuck the people who think you're wasted first thing in the morning because you can't physically walk straight. Gah.

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you