Yo i paid for all microwave functions so it must ring

Sometimes I'll wait for my microwave to just begin beeping then I'll cut it off by stopping it before it gets to finish the first beep

i think thats legitimate psychopath behavior

I am one of those people who stop it before it beeps. Only rarely i let it end on its own

I try to open it right when it hits 0 but sometimes i fail and its stuck on when but when i get it it only beeps for a fraction of a second.

Idk maybe im autistic or something

I let that shit beep let it ring
let it go
let's go
let's beep
full beep
no cutoff shit
no hiding the beep all pride for the beep

I let it beep as Allah intended. Why would I wait around the microwave to stop it from beeping when the food is done, it's a built in function so that I don't have to watch it. I am not going to accommodate a god damned machine, the whole point is that it makes my life easier and more carefree.

My secret superpower is to go back to the kitchen right when the microwave rings.

i drive to arizona and just leave my food outside