Originally Posted by
SrCheetah
Well, there's this time I was having a walk with my friends, and we saw a car in a no exit road, we just thought it was from someone living in the zone, when a woman came out with a dog and tied it to a light, then the woman went back to the car and we were shocked by this, we thought the woman was abandoning the dog, so we waited at the corner for almost an hour, and decided to go check what was going on. When we got close to the car, there was a couple inside having sex. I've never ran so much in my life.
Oh god that's an awesome story to tell. I've never experienced anything as awkward as that before.
Anyway, here's the story I wanted to tell. I went out to a new lounge bar on the Gold Coast and met the owner there. We were chatting and he told me he was looking for a glassy (guy who collects empty glasses etc.) for his nightclub which was close to there. He was like "You're a good looking young guy, you should send me your resume via Facebook some time." Anyway, went outside and was talking about going to the gym to obvious get some build on me. Two girls come out and I ask them if they think I should go to gym, one of them replies "I'm a personal fitness trainer from Brisbane, I finished my degree recently." I was amazed at how ironic that moment was. After this, she basically told me a diet sort of thing to do etc, I can't remember all of it since I was drinking. Left that place because the music was getting a bit boring. Went over to another place nearby and my dad used to go there a lot so spoke to the manager and told him about that, he gave me a free $50 bar tab. Went over to the lounges in there to sit down, found a yellow pool ball in the night club. I don't have a clue what it was doing in there, there's no pool tables or anything.
Later that night I left to go to the casino, got really drunk. People behind the bar started to refuse service to me. I went out to the smoking area to talk to some people, found these girls about 5 or 6 years older than me. They said they were going back in to get more drinks, I was like "Oh cool, I'll come in and get a drink too." Went back in, memory blurs a bit there so I can't remember if I actually got service or not. More memory blur, apparently I walked him and slept in my dad's bed, he was sleeping on the couch. He got up and went in to his room, told me to move over so he could sleep there. Apparently I just got up and walked into my room and fell asleep in my bed.
Fast forward to 11 AM the following day, I wake up all sober and whatnot. I checked the time and noticed it was 11 AM already. I got up and walked out to the lounge room to see what everyone else was doing. My brother looks at me and says "Dude, your clothes..." and then he starts laughing. I look down at my clothes, I'm wearing the same clothes but I managed to someone get them on inside-out. Even my jeans were inside-out, the zipper done up and the button and all. I still don't have a clue how I managed that in my drunken state.