Baw. The all-knowing google translator failed me D:

Polish ain't that easy, man. Words change depending on many many things. Even if you found every single, correct word in a dictionary, that doesnt mean that in a proper sentence the words would look the same as you found them O:...

Omg what happened to this thread.

Gas chambers, rough first post, subtle sexual provocations...
You turned our first post in a scarecrow

yea kinda. Got pretty tired of

A: Who's the leader of RelaxAll?
B: Sahee.
Sahee: If you don't know it then don't bother with applying.
A: Sahee, can I join RelaxAll?
Sahee: no.
A: Why?

Or making people go through a long waiting period time like harl or hxc to tell them yes or no. I am not in a good mood lately to bring in "unsafe" people into my clan. The "cleaning up" period kinda started. We'll see what happens.
Therefore only people who proved good will stay/join. I guess this first post kinda reflects such ambience.

Once RAs will calm down after the "defeat" against Alpha, I'll focus on fixing my clan different ways. It's probably be "coaching" once again. Meaning I'll point out ALLLLLLLLlllllllll, your mistakes, imo, for you to fix them. And I mean fix them, or else. It might be annoying if you're making alot of mistakes, but the people who listen will find themselves better, and - hopefully - satisfied that they went through all Sahee's b-shit again, in one peace.
We did have such periods once or twice already. Here's the next one. Don't Ready yourself towards any specific mod. we'll go through many of them. Just to prove you can play and think, toribash physics way. Is it a warning? Well if you feel it's a threat to you, then you know something's wrong with the way you play. Armour yourself with patience. You might need it, and be glad you did go through it all, in the end. As I already said...
I don't really want doing all that shit, but if my clan has to be even better in game, I gotta give you people a wake up call. You/we are not perfect. And let's fix it as much as we can. For now. It's comming to you. V. soon...

Yea the immediate feedback is - prove it. Feel free to post us your best wushu mps, and find me in game. That should be a great start. And nice post man. See ya.

EDIT: 've been tested and fail'd. Using other people's moves. and generally not to good a gameplay. Sorry. That's a no.

I think I'm more like Simon Cowell and you just fail'd "RelaxAll's got talent" competition. (rip off from "Britain's got talent" ;|)

Hi, i would like to join Relax-All.
For a while now i have been searhing for a clan but no matter wich clan i join i cannot find one that suits me. This clan is perfect! my goal in toribash is to always be advancing. My skills my fame but the fame means shit all! The stickies alone are like a dream to me. Please take my aplication into consideration.
so on to the tecnical stuff...
Im 3rd Dan.
Rank 1400 or something.
I am very respective and will do my best and more to advance the clan i am in.
My favorite mod is wushu but i enjoy any mods.
Here are some replays
Thanks for the time.

ps. i suck at naming replays and they are not my best.

Although I can't view replays at the moment, I like your app

kwygon, your app is better than most of the shit that people post here. Nice work.

But since you read up well on RA before applying, you'll know that Sah is trying to ... "streamline" the clan, so some Wushu / lenshu replays would be good to post. Show us some style =)

Dude if that's what you're looking for then you'll have to come try later.
Imho (in my harsh opinion) those replays were a bit too stiff, they were sp, and even there you had a bit of problems with dming this sometimes, plus some of them were way too cliche, and symmetrical.
Now this is only me, now. cause generally those replays are ok. but it's not enough for me to let you join, mate. I'm not looking for ok replays or person that is below what I set as a clan's level. I'm looking for someone who'll bring it higher and higher. And to do that, you'd need to train a little.
Relax unused joints, don't do symmetrical openers/replays, make sure you transfer from one move to another smoothly, and be as manouvreable as possible (even more that possible) and you'll be my type of guy. For now: farewell. Cya later, stranger. Good application, indeed btw.