Russian saying: If you chase two rabbits at once, you don't catch either of them.

That's why you need two sawn-off shotguns for each one ;p

Vamees: tip for life - England has crappy weather, even crappier food(!), and girls beyond any meaning of the word "crap" (generally, I was told that there are some exceptions. Yea, Elivs lives... aha.) but... it has some good shit currency.

Even if you have money, dear Britain, you still can suck at everything else ;P.[Bringer of chaos]

Ending tip-o-conclusion:
There are those things that money can't buy.

OMG that's mine (well i got it off my uncle)

:O

no matter how broke you might not be, never buy cellphones from streetbums... (not that i know, but ive heard that they put gum instead of the battery... odd eh?)

You can pull me but don't you even dare to push me.
-Sahee

People tell you to trust more in somebody :p I trust nobody... I am nobody :)

Unless you have to, or it is really bright out and it makes sense for them to be wearing them, never trust a person in sunglasses.

Don't post here if your drunk. Like me >.>

tip: "sfhsahwhaaattsh? i gotsh no drunkkk,!11"