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Originally Posted by Sarutobi View Post
wish granted, but said hamster has diabetes and it is necessary for it to maintain a speed of 0.01 mph at all times. I wish I could get it on like Donkey Kong.

Granted, but nobody wants to get it on with you, so it doesnt matter.

I wish your mom wasn't so fat.
granted but once you do it you slip and fall from a 50 mts height against solid concrete, break your legs and die in pain.

I wish YOU to join the U.S. army
[elite]Sarutobi: I had a lvl 10 testicle... best day of my life
granted, but your instrument breaks, and you cannot afford a new one.
I wish I had a quality saxophone
[elite] Sarutobi ~ Ryland Gomez [elite]
Granted but you fall back and it goes right up your ass and pierces throught ur heart causing u instant death

I wish i had an endless source of coca cola FREE

(also Gub, it's argentina, not argentena... '.')
[elite]Sarutobi: I had a lvl 10 testicle... best day of my life
wish granted, but while sitting by the pool not diving, the diver misjumps and lands on you.

I wish there was no way to make this wish bad.
Originally Posted by BlakNWyte View Post
Granted, but bad is a subjective word dependent on the perception of the asker. I take away all your money and your belongings, now you can live life without all the pressure of being successful!

I wish that the granter of my wish would give me only the ability to fly with no other possibly negative repercussions.

Granted, but negative is a subjective word dependent on the perception of the asker. In fact, I don't even consider the possibility that death could be a bad thing. You fall to your death, bitch.

I wish blak would change his name to BlackAndWhite.
granted his name his now blackandwhite but hi tori name is still blaknwyte

i wish i had a FEMALE! model that was sex-crazed
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Originally Posted by Gubbin1 View Post
no you dont.

I wish for chocolate rain.

Granted, but you suddenly become allergic to chocolate.

I wish for acid rain.
granted but someone comes out with a clear coat that shiled everyone and everyhting froma cid rain... cept you

I wish for a Black lambo with red leather = ]
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