Toribash
got in a car crash a while ago and had a clean break (fortunately) of 2 of my left ribs
spent 6 months in a wheelchair b.c of it, but you can still see scarring tissue and it looks like nutsack skin on my left side
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one time when i was in primary school fucking around with a friend i tried to kick him and he grabbed my leg, then mr fucking retard pops out of nowhere and lifts my other leg up expecting me to have perfect balance or something. turns out thats not how physics work and i fell off backwards which made me hit the edge of concrete that was part of the wall next to us with my head
then they took me to the hospital while i was crying and shitting and cumming and got some stitches
also i felt bad for my friend that i tried to kick bc he was crying afterwards and apologizing even though it wasnt his fault lol


ive also fell off my bike a bunch of times because im really dumb i have scars on both of my shoulders just from that


never really dealt with serious injuries, hope i never do
Last edited by basic; May 8, 2019 at 10:55 PM.
Originally Posted by Jojo View Post
I was awake during a surgery

you're supposed to. who doesn't like to see his foreskin being cutted?

painful is going through that without anesthesia..
i got stabbed 48 times durring a helicopter crash while i was having brain surgery without anestesya in algeria while i was in war.
i managed to survive with only a few scratches.
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Originally Posted by Divine View Post
SkulFuk was born with glass bones and paper skin

Naah, just down to the amount of idiotic things I used to do

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
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got a concussion after driving a car into a wall, broke my shoulder in 2 places too while playing rugby
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About 6 months ago I had a torsion (twist) in my left testicle, (hurt like hell in my stomach and testies) and I had to sit at home writhing in pain while I waited for my mom to pick me up (I'm 16). She took me to the hospital for an emergency surgery and they took it out. (RIP left testicle). I believe it happened because of my early morning jog.
Last edited by Derp; May 10, 2019 at 04:40 PM.
Derp
wtf whats up with the toribash community and only having 1 ball

ive heard that testicular torsions are the worst and can happen out of the blue, especially while ur asleep. nice
That was really bad sorry.
Someone tell me why this guy is highly respected by some people ???