I believe for a truly culturally enriching experience we should go for a bus ride around Glasgow and throw beer cans at plebs

oooh the UK. Perhaps we can shank some scousers while we track south from Glasgow!

That problem can easily be amended, my friend. British ingenuity has grown beyond our wildest dreams! Amphibious transportation is now a thing of the present!

You're just jealous because you never get any invitations.

Iron Females FTW

Now there's a message I can get behind. And by message, I do mean your mother!

So the final itinerary will be as follows:
We meetup in Glasgow and commit petty crimes and hooliganism. Then we trek South before boarding a duck boat tour and venture through the countryside. Any points of interest you'd like to hit?

May I suggest a stop in Katowice, I've got some unfinished business there

Too high risk, I'm afraid. Poland's flat geography right in the middle of the North European Plain has no major land barriers. It's wide open to the north, where it faces the Baltic Sea, and the ranges to their borders with the Czechs and Slovaks in the Carpathians and High Tatra have an enormous gap between them that's easily navigable. We'll be caught in the middle of it all if their neighbors decide that it's finally the day to conquer Poland.

Perhaps you're right. I would love to witness a potential regime change. It is on my bucket list!