Hi Mr. Dumblepoor! Just wanted to tell you that you're the worst magician of all. If you give us 10 points, i will slither in my magical wooden stick into malfoys magical slytherin hole. Cuz obvious, not even you do like him, so it would be a "one-hand-shakes-another" deal. Oh and also, we made a bet when you had been drunk, that if i - hairy purplepopper - will forck the OG(-ranger) Hermine, you'll give us 20 points. Yes i pimped right into her golden V. I got it on nudes as proof. So here's another deal, if you give us the 10 points i will forget about our bet and send you the nudes. I know you want it.

P.s.: Your toes look cringe.

Hello, this is the story of how i, Harry Potter brought a gun to school, here goes. As Harry opened the doors to the most prestigious wizard school in the world, walking towards arguably the most powerful wizard in the whole world while holding a hangun. As he was aiming the gun at the grandmasters head he suddenly yelled "Give me 10 points you dirty magician weakling, i am the strongest now or i'll kill you". While Harry was muttering to himself " kill, kill, kill, kill, kill" the grandmaster was speechless and shaking, other students hiding under the table.
After 10 minutes passed Harry yelled "saying the word kill this much makes me cringe", finally the grandmaster took up the courage to tell him that he has the points, after hearing the good news Harry Potter does a backflip, pulls out a rabbit from his wizard hat, puts on a magical cloak and jumps out the window. The end.

Hello smart le door, so here's why you should give me the 10 points. So i've read all these cringe posts sent to you in the past dissing you, when we all know positive vibes and entertainment is how you get picked. I saw in your example you claimed to be good pornstar, showing your very real looking sex tape. I respect that a real magician never reveals his/her secrets, so I wont ask you to show me. My name is Nrm8085/TheFullShabang, my trick is i'm a wizard with my magical vape and you can watch me dazzle you with my stellar tricks. Once i've intimedated all of my other opponents I will challenge them all 1 by 1 to duel me in Rocketleague where i am top 2% in the world. Now that all my opponents are mentally weak from being slaughtered in Rocket League. I will now show you who has the biggest ToriDick here, and bring my bright fully jacked up light blue punch buggy to the 2021 ToriDrift competition. You can listen to her little 4 cylinder turbo charged deisel engine roar louder than some trucks, and look at the beautiful sunset painted on her light blue body as she launches off sand dunes. As you can see all of this is enough to make anybody cry from happiness, so thank you for this event smart le door.

Dumb le dorm,

give me 10 points immediately.
Or else i will reveal your darkest secret.
Ah,now that i think of it, I am the best magician anyway and do not even need a single point from you.
Your secret is absolute cringe so i will reveal it just because.
Behold, Dum le hoe how he sees himself.







welp, i tried.

(all i know from Harry Potter comes from these videos basically,so yea :
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL...mIij7MmHC-15wf )

Sir Dumbledor, i came here with a report upon my research.
A lot of questions i still have, but i don't doubt in request of such respectful magician as you.
I hope you will be pleased with result and you will teach me the powerful "Delirium tremens" spell.
So, there is a results:
Most of adult Hufflepuff students are practicing some sort of disrespectful rituals whith dressing as animals, every sunday in the night they locking up in theyr bedrooms and i heard really strange moans and a lot of slaps. Wet slaps.
I suppose that could be a werewolf worshipping. We need to investigate that accident further. Also i brought Nymphadora Tonks underwear as you asked. As you mentioned, that could be a source of black magic happening in.
But be aware, it smells like fish. I have no idea why, but it's also covered in some sort of sticky substance. I will left the jar with that sample at your room at the night, as you asked.
Next point of research been a bit complicated. Severus Snape at the beginning resisted to give me that "angel dust" you asked. He almost casted a spell on me.
I understand that's a rare alchemy ingridient but i got no idea it's so forbidden to talk about. I explained the sutiation. So i got a really small amount of it in the letter.
And he asked me to tell you this secret phrase :"I will bake your ass".
The latest objective been hardest for me, but i did it.
So, i discovered Slytherin students are loyal to you. So they agreed to visit your quarters tomorrow at the night.
As you asked - 3 boys and 3 young girls. I tried my best to convince them, so i used some help from Mr.Snape, but price been too high for me as Gryffindor student, but i feel no cringe. Even if it costs a 10 points for house Gryffindor.


I hope you will enjoy my work, and i expect i have not failed you, sir.

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