to watch anime and go nya nya master uwu and be a brat I love brats I'm a brat tamer on the BDSM test so I gotta love Brats that also like anime and try to tease me like in the anime so I can bop them on the Head with a wooden spoon and she goes whaaa a wahhaaa master I'm sorry
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TLR
I need to know how to get a girlfriend to become a WEEB

If your boys can't get you off are you even ready for a "girlfriend" whatever the fuck are those..

Buy one mail order from a 3rd world country like the rest of us.

don’t be me

As long as you don't show a girl your toribash posts you will be fine (actually no, scrap that)

Quit tb, totally works

I'll answer your question if you delete 90% of that god awful post

i just want to cuddle

blackmail

remember, girlfriends are temporary, drip is forever