Toribash
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give me any body of text you find worthy and i will read it in my dumb voice
Yea, I'm stealing this idea, but nobody has done it in a while. Couple of rules though

-Please do not give me anything that is too long, try to limit it to something that would take me less than 4 minutes to read in it's entirety, or something that's too short, as I do not want to spend 7 minutes publishing a phrase that took me 3 seconds to read (assuming I'm reading at a normal pace)

-Do not give me anything that is too morbid or too sexual (references of such are fine, just don't give me stories that are too explicit in detail, doing this in fear of breaking any rules)

-If you want to post multiple things for me to read, do not put them in the same post, please wait for somebody else to post first

-If I find your text to be dumb or too naughty to read I have the right to not read it

-Don't give me shit in a different language please
I'm PST btw, if I haven't read something in a while I'm either sleeping or I'm just lazy
Last edited by piss; Aug 11, 2022 at 08:29 AM.
part of the uri-nation rateyourmusic
frog up his ass or something
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Power abuse

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Frick you staff man #3"
Power abuse

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just give them the fucking tag you absolute buffoons

nice copypasta nerd
part of the uri-nation rateyourmusic
frog up his ass or something
Choke me, like you hate me
But you love me
Lowkey wanna date me
When you fuck me
Touch me with the lights off, and my chains on
Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on
She's a freak, lil' bad hoe
Gaspare told me kill it, I said lemme grab my death note
She pull me in, like a lasso
Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her though
Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother
She say I kill her cat, like I'm Luka Magnotta
Real bad bitch, pussy bald like Saitama
They used to hate me, now they want me
Bitch, I feel like I'm Gaara
Girl, you fuckin' with the wrong one
Fuck his team, fuck your clique, bitch I'm on one
Fuck your stream, fuck your clip, you ain't saw one
Got your bitch on my dick, like she want one

She got death notes
Dead souls
Split dye
Chain cold
Think I fell in love when she said grab me by the neck tho'
All through the night
Colder than ice
Man I swear these goth girls really finna fuck up my life
Bat wing fly
Like the moon in the sky
She just looking through my soul with those Shinigami eyes
Coke in my nose
And a blade on her thigh
Man, I think this girl is really tryna plan my demise
It's the Pumpkin Patch King
With the corpse with the ring
And she would fuck my best friend if I died here today
Choke me, like you hate me
But you love me
Lowkey wanna date me
When you fuck me
Touch me with the lights off, and my chains on
Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on

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