Hey your clan is failing. Wanna become the little-sister clan of eVo? Heh, we could help u become legendary. Look, i'm offering you something of high value here, you'd be dumb to not accept me on my offer.
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mothqueen
Originally Posted by akna
Hey your clan is failing. Wanna become the little-sister clan of eVo? Heh, we could help u become legendary. Look, i'm offering you something of high value here, you'd be dumb to not accept me on my offer.
What are the conditions? I'm in.
Hey trip, welcome my man! pls don't ban me from whatever the room you are OP as you sometimes did.
You're a lovely person.
You're a lovely person.
[TANG]Member
RSO Teacher
RSO Teacher
Originally Posted by Haku
What are the conditions? I'm in.
Ok so first things first--
Add a clearly visible line that says: "Proudly Subsidized by eVolution." into ur clan board.
Secondly all decisions in ur clan must be submitted in triplicate for my(eVo leader) approval (approval time: 7–10 business months).
Additionally your clan must refer to eVolution as "our boss" in all public communications and all OP's in ur board must include the following disclaimer: "This clan operates under the generous supervision of eVolution."
Additionally, any time someone from your clan defeats someone from ours, they must apologize immediately.
Your discord server must include a channel called #thank-you-eVolution, and once per week, your leaders (haku & desi?) must post a morale report explaining how grateful your clan is for our(my) guidance.
All victories achieved by your clan must be publicly credited to eVolution(and me especially)+++ Any successful strategies will be officially reclassified as "Originally Conceptualized by eVo Leadership" and before every clan war your leaders must formally request permission from me in advance.
Furthermore, in the event that eVolution requires reinforcements, your top 3 members must transfer immediately without hesitation, any member questioning this agreement will be temporarily reassigned to "Intern of Gratitude" status for 24 hours.
Your(now mine*) clan members need to record daily video of themselves holding a 10 second moment of respectful silence in honor of my greatness and if our clans ever face each other you must publicly describe it as "a valuable learning opportunity generously provided by eVolution."
Live by these rules:
If you lose, it was your fault.
If you win, it was because of my wisdom.
If we lose, it was also your fault.
If we win, it was also because of my wisdom.
By continuing to exist, your clan agrees to these fair and completely reasonable terms. Long live the superior clan.(eVolution, my clan)
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mothqueen
