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Strange Dreams About Toribash
Has anyone ever had interesting dreams relating to Toribash? I had one last night, it went like this:


The #toribash channel in discord was wiped for some reason and Swosh was upset. I created a tank tori set with the barrels on the arms, some old players returned and argued over who could wear the first "tank tori" set and paid artists to get a tank tori done. One of them paid extra, and claimed they had the idea before me, which I found very bizarre and they linked back to some obscure post from early 2010's explaining a mecha-tori design with a tank theme.


Later on I must've woken up cause I got some dm's on my phone from tb community players, I went back to sleep and the dream started over again. Alpha ended up disbanding, Many of it's players retired or reinvented themselves such as Yonker. Yonker had an IRL incident that changed his life, he quit dueling forever and opted to coach people on a spiritual level with the game. You could often find Yonker at this point streaming on Twitch doing meditations outside his home, and linking the stream to the Toribash section of Twitch. One thing I remember in the dream is that Yonker was giving an explanation of the Tori in the form of Charka Points, where each bodypart of the Tori had these "areas", and that to play outside the bounds of gamerules meant unification of the mind and soul.




Have you ever had a weird or strange dream of Toribash? I know I have a few times, one of my favorite ones was basically Toribash as GMOD but SAO/MMO styled and I was playing with rcrichman and some others from the ICA clan, Xioi drove a semi-truck into me and I fucking splattered.




P.S: I do not know why I had this dream, I do not do drugs of any kind, and I took a cold shower after I woke up to make sure I was fine.

[EDIT]: some stupid chicken pointed out I had a duplicate paragraph and I fed it to them before banning them 9000 times and then rph.lua'ing their tori exploding...
Last edited by Szaszuniya; Apr 5, 2026 at 02:34 AM.

Originally Posted by Icky View Post

Vid broke :sob:
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Originally Posted by Snacks View Post
LMAO what a dream
TB is for real to much on your mind



I love this game man even if I get weird dreams it's all for Toribash
Last edited by Szaszuniya; Apr 2, 2026 at 04:17 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump

I once dreamed that someone (I don't remember the name) PMed me asking how they could sneak into the staff kitchen, because for some reason this person got banned from there for eating Melrose's sandwiches and some other shit from the pantry. I remember that I adviced this person to get a lawyer because I couldn't help them. Then this person got a bit nervous and called me LIFE-CHICKEN, demanding a response and asking for the hidden ways to get there.
Of course I had to tell them that I actually got banned from there as well, but also the living room, the bathroom, the garage, the bedrooms, the backyard, etc. I also told them that If they look through the kitchen window they would see a photo of me with a danger signal and a warning that says "don't even give them water".
And that's where it gets interesting, because this person said "this must be a sign... You should join me and break in too". That actually changed my mind on the dream for some reason and I had an idea, where we would bake cookies for the staff and put a shit ton of laxatives and while they were shitting their pants in the bathroom, we would sneak into the kitchen and just sit there like nothing happened. This person seemed confident about the plan, and we even set a specific day and time to meet in the backyard and carry it out, but unfortunately I woke up soon after.


Do you have any idea who this person is, Szaszuniya?
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Originally Posted by Life View Post
I once dreamed that someone (I don't remember the name) PMed me asking how they could sneak into the staff kitchen, because for some reason this person got banned from there for eating Melrose's sandwiches and some other shit from the pantry. I remember that I adviced this person to get a lawyer because I couldn't help them. Then this person got a bit nervous and called me LIFE-CHICKEN, demanding a response and asking for the hidden ways to get there.
Of course I had to tell them that I actually got banned from there as well, but also the living room, the bathroom, the garage, the bedrooms, the backyard, etc. I also told them that If they look through the kitchen window they would see a photo of me with a danger signal and a warning that says "don't even give them water".
And that's where it gets interesting, because this person said "this must be a sign... You should join me and break in too". That actually changed my mind on the dream for some reason and I had an idea, where we would bake cookies for the staff and put a shit ton of laxatives and while they were shitting their pants in the bathroom, we would sneak into the kitchen and just sit there like nothing happened. This person seemed confident about the plan, and we even set a specific day and time to meet in the backyard and carry it out, but unfortunately I woke up soon after.


Do you have any idea who this person is, Szaszuniya?



WHAT THE HELLLL NOOOOO I have NOOOOO idea who that could be. NOPE. DONT KNOW, DONT WANNA ASK.

Originally Posted by elle View Post
in third grade i used to daydream spars taking place over top all the desks


That is honestly so cute and amazing, I did the same thing with the action figures I had and pretended the stop motion was just players pressing space, glad you mentioned this
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Originally Posted by wizard View Post



WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Last edited by Szaszuniya; Apr 2, 2026 at 05:51 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump

I had a dueler telling me once they dreamed they were dueling and that they lost the duel.


They woke up mad and stayed mad all day