Hi Legends.

adventure is trying to recruit every legend ingame to fight for Clan League…. We must stop this! Join Allegiance and let’s create the biggest,most competitive Clan League ever. And we’re funny

prove it tell me a joke

TeamAikido

Bob is sitting with his friend at a pub and tells him “did you know that I know eeeevery person?”

Nah man that’s impossible

“Lemme call Michael Jackson for you bro”
*phone ringing*
“Heyo Michael how you doing?”
Heyyy Bob everything good EHHEHH!”
* proceeds to call some fellas like trump and lebron*
“Bro I told you, I know everyone, let’s do a bet, gimme a name and tomorrow we will visit him”
Do you know the pope?
“Obviously! Let’s go to the Vatican tomorrow!”
*they wake up and take a flight to the vatican*
While they’re waiting in the crowd Bob says “bro, wait me here for a minute”

*Bob disappears for like 10-20 minutes*
After some time he looks at the balcony and sees the pope with Bob talking with him and starts thinking “wtf this guys knows everyone”
That’s when a guy close to him shouts “ who tf is that guy with Bob?!”

brah

You don’t have sense of humour.

Everyone boo this man

I have better ones.

I didn't read it sorry

Your joke assumes the reader has the reading comprehension required to understand it... Can you be more inclusive next time