Your walking down the street of ToriCity and a stranger approaches you in a car, after you took a better look you recognise them… it’s Szaszuniya!

Szasz:CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN I WANT IT FOR DINNER WANNA COME WITH ME LITTLE STRANGER?!

What you gonna do! Accept the offer? Refuse? Explain your thoughts, the story will continue with your choices

the several honey packs I took hours earlier will not be kind to him

Szasz looks horrified, the back window rolls down and appears BOOST

BOOST: Heyo, don’t look at my little chicken girl like that, they asked you for some chicken, you must grant their wish and come, hop in or you’ll face consequences.

30 bears appear air dropped from a helicopter

Szasz: Nah I’m out CHICKEN CHICKEN

and runs away. The bears approaches you, you don’t know how to escape from this situation but here’s your saviour

*stranger*: Some bears wanna duel? DD

Omg, Kros is saving you from the situation, like a certified Russian killer starts crabbing around and decapping every bear with astonishing accuracy. Every single bear has been defeated, but from the shadows appears someone….

*stranger 2*: Are we done with this crap AI?! You defeated my army…. What are you gonna do, sell my bear’s heads without being a certified seller?

It’s Moonshake.

Moonshake: I give you a chance to get out from this situation and not ban you with Kros: Go to the tori Olympus and find the sacred Itemp movememory, this is your only chance to survive.

What you gonna do, accept the offer?

i would punch him in the face and run

me personally I'd watch bill1 punch him in the face and run

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bro I cracked tf up. Take my vote