that hippo is highly contagious

Happy birthday. zomgzomgzomg

-a giant narwhale

granted but your teacher gives you an f in his class because he prefers grrzafurrs (hes obviously a faggot)

I wish that everybody wont freak out so much over teh swine as to stop school and make it interfere with summer.

haha
no my doctor said i could
my teacher has it
but im on somin so i should be good

that was menstruating

u gotta add the whole sentence before it, like this

i ate some thing that was a giant narwhale that was menstruating then he just

yay bouna is not infected

granted but you die for swine flu

i wish i had money -.-

i ate some thing that was a giant narwhale that was menstruating then he just magically transported to this crazy country full of noobs