paying 1500 tc if someone wil lteach me techniques for making madmans in single player. Once you are done teaching me these techniques I would like to be able to make my own madmans.

Well, as far as i know, there isn't any specific technique for making madmans...
Usually, it starts with a dismembering opener. Then, look for the next and most
optimal place for the next dismemberment, and keep editing the replay until you
get it... Just repeat the last step then, and go with the flow... (In a fast succession)

P.S. Im not expecting any credits for this... You cant learn to make madmans
just like that...

Here is a very good tip: madmans are very unlikely to be made in one go, the E button is your friend.

practice man.just lots oh practice

lol @ hamster