http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/I/ea_25408intervie.htm [NSFW]

"Then they made me a new pisshole. ..... So now I have to squat to piss. "

I.....wha......how do you.............speechless

read while eating. >.>

I didnt read the entire article, so Im not sure how that guy chopped his bits off. But a local weekly paper where I am once ran a article about this stuff. According to them, this is a common tool for the job.

looks intimidating, no? It is called a burrdizo and is actually made for castrating animals.