Be warned you scum, be warned. For the almighty clan of [T] has declared war on your pitiful clan of [SMASH]. The clan fit for gods has denied your request for war and we are moving to destroy you as we speak. We will fight you. But it will not be on your terms. It will be on ours. We will crush you in all areas of Toribash, be it modding, or art, or fighting. We will demolish your homes. Tear down your castles. Your ramparts will be red with blood. And whose? Yours.
In less than a months time you will have been defeated. Your reputation will be destroyed. We will bring you from healthy to decrepit. From strong and mighty to pitifully weak.

From SMASH - to SMASHED.

Hide your women. Hide your children. Hide yourselves. [T] has no mercy on those who cannot fight.

Be warned, I say. For we are coming. And we will conquer.

There is much talk and mumble and I have listened through steel and glass and time, Now I will talk and you shall listen. Your prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation in this fight.

They have me now. No war will be lost against you feeble fools. We will crush you.

So it seems. This is a clan that has it's mind and nerves clogged; this one is but flesh and faith and is the more deluded

We need aikido. So I can kick Nepo's butt. Actually, so I can kick all yer butts.

Did you guys hear how we beat RAWR at aikido?

Fuckin' right.

I'm up for aikido. Let us bring death to these clueless fools, we shall SMASH them into disqualification.