This be a thread where i demonstrate my favorite ќber pro tactic in wushu...the noobclap. First started doing it for the laughs about 7 months ago, but then grew to realize it as an excellent defensive tactic. It's still probably my favorite, although it does have it's weaknesses.

Ah right. I'm growing senile.
Done.

*facepalm* God dammit odlov, your proud of these replays arent you lol

Ofc. Noobclap > all other moves ^_^

PS: for knobs who think i can't play "normally" (also known as flailing limbs with no good reason) I'll leave these here:

Youve clearly never fought against someone using a noobclap over and over

lol, i often play against people who clap me back, and the matches are always very tactical and interesting :P

Pssh, w/e you guys suck ass.

I prefer to play for style and sexy replays. Not for pure win and holdall effectiveness.
Although i find myself using holdall more and more against odlov lol. ;)

I used to play like that too.....Everyone knows that lol.

I got bored with dancing in wushu. It just didn't entertain me anymore.
Sooo....i started trying to win by applying minimal effort...it's like a game within a game. It amuses me when people go out of their way to fire some elaborate strike, only for it to be completely nullified by several well-placed joint movements of my tori.

Nice replays,btw this it's weakness :P decap odlov aka dad.rpl(Teaser xD,if it annoys you I'll remove it)btw Your dancing replay is great,didnt know you can dance too.

lol looks like he got too impatient, lurched foreward for the attack. And got stung lol