xD!

caught fappin again. my luck is running out

you seriously have to quit that vice o.o or at least keep it under control

damn taco, do you do it at the dinner table or somethin?

might as well

Tyler, you're never going to be able to have proper sex. All of your fapping's going to give you premature ejaculation. You'll be in, out, and done in 5 seconds or less. Hell, you'd be the fast food of sex.

McDonald's status get!

i wouldn't be so proud if i were you o.o'

Ok, how about Subway status?

I doubt you keep your crotch fresh. Also, I doubt anyone would be eating there.