That's not even a real story. And hours has no idea what a sheep is.
Ok so, there was this one time I went to the beach. We claimed a patch of sand between these two sheep families. I was about to go for a swim when all the sheep started running at the water cause there was this guy speeding around on a quad bike. Sheep don't like quad bikes. So I waited for the sheep to come out of the water before having my swim.
Just as the last baby sheep had walked out, someone unleashed their pet dog to play fetch with. The owner was stupid enough to throw the stick close to a sheep family. The dog spent about 10 minutes chasing the sheep all over the beach. At this point some of the sheep families were starting to leave, so I took the opportunity to have a swim.
When I finally got into the water, I saw a sheep swimming around. When I got closer it turned out to be a pregnant sheep about to give birth. So I waited nearby for it to finish doing it's thing. The newborn lamb pretty much drowned instantly, so I stole it and that's what we're having for dinner tomorrow night.
Now that, is a real sheep story. Do you still want to hear the one about the volcano?
Ok so, there was this one time I went to the beach. We claimed a patch of sand between these two sheep families. I was about to go for a swim when all the sheep started running at the water cause there was this guy speeding around on a quad bike. Sheep don't like quad bikes. So I waited for the sheep to come out of the water before having my swim.
Just as the last baby sheep had walked out, someone unleashed their pet dog to play fetch with. The owner was stupid enough to throw the stick close to a sheep family. The dog spent about 10 minutes chasing the sheep all over the beach. At this point some of the sheep families were starting to leave, so I took the opportunity to have a swim.
When I finally got into the water, I saw a sheep swimming around. When I got closer it turned out to be a pregnant sheep about to give birth. So I waited nearby for it to finish doing it's thing. The newborn lamb pretty much drowned instantly, so I stole it and that's what we're having for dinner tomorrow night.
Now that, is a real sheep story. Do you still want to hear the one about the volcano?
