I figured i should try something different, so i set "Damage" in game rules to 2.
What then happened was that only self damage was possible, and i couldn't hurt
Uke with my own limbs... So i decided to have a little fun with him :P
I know that i did a nooby punch at first, but i had to start the whole thing somehow, right?
Besides, i very much doubt that i could have gotten one of his parts in any other
way, at a reasonable speed. So yeah. Enjoy the clubbing.
And believe me, it's not easy to kill Uke if your own body doesn't hurt him at all...

Comments and criticism is welcome too :P