I sit there, jam smeared around my face and look up as you approach the step I'm sitting on.
"Oh, I'm sorry," I say with a smug face.
"Did you want to get past?"
I then start to giggle mischievously, rubbing jam all over myself, staring intently at you, my eyes never leaving yours.

Oh god no.

He needs a good head texture, his one he has now is all unclean.

CHILLING HERE
EATING A PUNPMKIM

The frook is wrong with your avvy?
me's thinking you are coming down with the gay or something >:)

I dont need revenge, you already have more posts than me, your inadequacy speaks volumes :P

Oh wait... im posting on a fucking video game foruM.

Ew zinx

I am also lazy as fuck.
totally unrelated, my boss a testicularly challenged arsehole, so i quit and signed up for college.
I really cant abide stupidity, least of all from those who consider themselves my superiors. >:I

Funny thing is, im actually a manger of the store i work in, its just run by a fucktard who is, and i cant possibly emphasize this enough: totally broken on the inside in a very, very badly broken way. 4 years is far too long to work with this idiot.

Seriously, theres no way i can explain just how mad this cunt is...i actually cant....there are no words to describe just how spectacularly insane he is D:

fuck this shit, im off to study physics.

that actually provided some laughs for me, well done.

my best exam laugh i have heard of from someone in my year at school was in a philosophy exam, the main topic being: is this a question?
the person in question wrote: is this an answer? and then walked out.
needless to say that they passed with an A result.
i fucking hate philosophy.