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New requirements are in effect

[23:37:49] <Fish> First you have to run across a whole lot of tires layed out on the ground
[23:37:49] <Fish> then you have to climb over a 3 meter tall wall
[23:37:49] <Fish> after that you have to crawl under barbedwire through mud and rotting meat
[23:37:49] <Fish> after that you have to dodge machine gun fire as you duck behind mounds of dirt
[23:37:49] <Fish> then you have to climb accross a row of monkey bars
[23:37:49] <Fish> after that you have to climb a net and clamber over various other things which cannot be described
[23:37:49] <Fish> then you're up to the knifing range
[23:37:49] <Fish> you must destroy all six wasp nests using only your knife
[23:37:49] <Fish> then kill the 8 attack dogs
[23:37:49] <Fish> but don't worry, they're on leashes if you're new to killing attack dogs (yes, we can nice like that)
[23:37:49] <Fish> you will then be issued with a sidearm
[23:37:49] <Fish> the first you shall demonstrate your abilities to not shoot yourself with it
[23:37:49] <Fish> you may only hold it by the trigger as you ride a bull to the rifle range
[23:37:49] <Fish> if you make it to the rifle range you will be issued with a baseball bat and a pair of tongs (in case you get hit)
[23:37:49] <Fish> you'll know when the test begins
[23:37:49] <Fish> when the shooting stops you can proceed to the demolitions section
[23:37:49] <Fish> first you will win a game of unicycle-hand-grenade-tennis
[23:37:49] <Fish> the second thing you have to do is detonate c4 whilst escaping the blast on our new slip'n'slide™
[23:37:49] <Fish> at the end of the slip'n'slide™ there will be 3 rabbits tied to the ground
[23:37:49] <Fish> you must shoot all three with your sidearm
[23:37:49] <Fish> after the rabbits will be 3 puppies
[23:37:49] <Fish> you must stab them to death with your elbows
[23:37:49] <Fish> after the puppies will be 3 kittens
[23:37:49] <Fish> you may do to these what ever you like
[23:37:49] <Fish> after that you have to take 3 shotgun blasts to the chest
[23:37:49] <Fish> 4 to the stomach
[23:37:49] <Fish> 8 to the head
[23:37:49] <Fish> if you survive that, you get to write an application to join fish
Originally Posted by imTHATgood View Post
hey guys My in game name is imTHATgood im a black belt who has been playing for 3 years and I lost my main account , I play the game Everyday and I love Betting and Tournaments im on the forums almost all the time that im playing, ive been watching this clan for quite a while ive seen good players and ones that dont have dummy spits when the lose and i like that, In game I play alot of Judo, Akido and Big-Akido, I don't Shovel, or do anything nooby. Im from Australia which means I speak English but im only 13 so im still a kid, (not one of those annoying ones).
hope to be playing with you guys soon
From imTHATgood

No.
BAD LUCK
I kinda liked the beginning, how you were immediate with your kick.
But it would've been better if the kick had more impact, with a boom, perhaps.
I didn't like it when your whole body touched the ground, and then you had your arms raise you up. It looks unplanned.
The decap was a bit struggled as well.
6.5/10
BAD LUCK
calling all comic artists
to make a comic from the quote below. Your comic will be judged by ishi and if he deems it to be the best, you will win 45,678 toricredits. You have three weeks. Enjoy.
Originally Posted by Fish View Post
<Fish> okay I thinking of some new requirements to join fish
<Fish> First you have to run across a whole lot of tires layed out on the ground
<Fish> then you have to climb over a 3 meter tall wall
<Fish> after that you have to crawl under barbedwire through mud and rotting meat
<Fish> after that you have to dodge machine gun fire as you duck behind mounds of dirt
<Fish> then you have to climb accross a row of monkey bars
<Fish> after that you have to climb a net and clamber over various other things which cannot be described
<Fish> then you're up to the knifing range
<Fish> you must destroy all six wasp nests using only your knife
<Fish> then kill the 8 attack dogs
<Fish> but don't worry, they're on leashes if you're new to killing attack dogs (yes, we can nice like that)
<Fish> you will then be issued with a sidearm
<Fish> the first you shall demonstrate your abilities to not shoot yourself with it
<Fish> you may only hold it by the trigger as you ride a bull to the rifle range
<Fish> if you make it to the rifle range you will be issued with a baseball bat and a pair of tongs (in case you get hit)
<Fish> you'll know when the test begins
<Fish> when the shooting stops you can proceed to the demolitions section
<Fish> first you will win a game of unicycle-hand-grenade-tennis
<Fish> the second thing you have to do is detonate c4 whilst escaping the blast on our new slip'n'slide™
<Fish> at the end of the slip'n'slide™ there will be 3 rabbits tied to the ground
<Fish> you must shoot all three with your sidearm
<Fish> after the rabbits will be 3 puppies
<Fish> you must stab them to death with your elbows
<Fish> after the puppies will be 3 kittens
<Fish> you may do to these what ever you like
<Fish> after that you have to take 3 shotgun blasts to the chest
<Fish> 4 to the stomach
<Fish> 8 to the head
<Fish> if you survive that, you get to write an application to join fish

first comic