And teacozzy thought that he should apply for fish, and then he thought again, (and then one more time)
And then he did!
Anyway here goes. The name is teacozzy, like that thing
but more misspelled.
At the very prime of my toribash career I thought what could be a better idea than to apply for this glorious, decadent clan.
As a strapping, verile young male, I would be a valuable contribution to this clan in more ways than 7 (specifically 8 ).
1. My booming charisma would not only see fish become a better clan (is that possible?), but would also cheer up any sad or disheartened members.
2. My chiselled and aesthetic physique would bring all manor of attention to this clan, or as Kelis so suitably put it "all the boys to the yard"
3. My damn nigh unbeatable ingame skills (look at my win %) yeah u mad.
4.My deep soulful voice to keep you company on lonely cold winter nights.
5. My undying love for Fish and his beautiful shiny red name.
6. My sexy Australian accent
7. The fact that I completed the challenge and provided photographic evidence of dead puppies, mangled face from shotgun wounds and the scoresheet from my game of unicycle hand grenade tennis.
8. My huge hands.
