Splitty Kicky!
Distance = 100, Dismemberment threshold = 100, Frames per turn = 10
This move has won me countless matches in classic, it's a great opener:
DO NOT PRESS 'C' (you need wrists and neck relaxed)
Contract left pec
Extend right pec
Lower both shoulders
Contract both elbows
Rotate chest right
Bend lumbar right
Extend abs
Extend both glutes
Extend left hip
Contract right hip
Contact both knees
Extend both ankles
Grabby left hand
SPACE
Raise left shoulder
Contract right pec
Contract abs
Extend knee
SPACE
From here, follow up with whatever you like
The first replay is this move against the Uke (with a superman pose at the end), second replay is this move in mulitplayer classic against Skulfuk