I'm Hoarding Your Nuts
Yes, I want all decent priced items to be placed in my sac and I will pay for them of course. So, think your hard collected nut is worthy of being in my sac? Then just offer it up and we'll see what we can do with your precious nut. This sounds utterly homo, but I can reassure that it is not what it sounds like. All I want to do in general is buy your items, okay? If you read all of this, then you're on a good track.

Buying Rules:
-I won't offer first.
-I am not looking for a good time, no stupid offers.
-Don't offer me shity misc for high prices, I won't buy it.
-All 500qi+ restricted items must be sent to ParrotBot
-Don't sell me flames unless they're at least worth a look.
-Canadians are not welcome here
(Yes they are, in fact are encouraged to have them come here and sell me their hard earned nuts.)

CURRENT TC: 169,000

Selling: