well skul is a pedo, there is no need to change it lol

O.O

*gob smacked*

alright skul, u asked for it!

1. Find a woman who ISNT 31 ;) (Skulfuk xD)

2. Bond with her enough until she agrees to have sex with u, or its called rape, which is generally frowned upon

3. Get an erection and make her wet

4. Put dick in

5. Thrust

6. Repeat stage 5 until uve both orgasmed, or if ur skulfuk, do it til youve orgasmed and tell her ur too tired to finish in ur old age

7. Dont call again



DISCLAIMER: Do not attempt until ur atleast 8, or it might hurt ur willy

Btw, skul, u and kerry rnt old, im just teasing

Roffle lolzordz!!!1!!!1!!one!1!

My bit of advice - if you cum before her don't go running around the room shouting "I WON I WON!" - Sex isn't a race and it's better to cum last. XD

wins cookie naow? lol

LMAO, i could imagine getting kneed in the balls and punched verrrry hard for running around going 'I WIN, I WIN!'

I like picking on virgins...

"you wank that much tat when you eventually do get a ride you'll shout your own name when you cum!"

Priceless!

Lol, be nice to virgins, we probs have quite a few in our clan. I think i lost my virginity too young neway, i wish i had waited til i was at least 16. O welllll, its gone now, may as well make the most of it

Now now Skul keep you (non) existant hair on before the weird go starts raping you, screaming OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESH and remember, if you have sex, do it in the bath, its easier to clean

Or do it on her side of the bed so you don't have to sleep in the sticky patch! XD

BTW Moop - I was 13 and I wouldn't have it any other way. Nothing wrong with doing it early.

Well i was 14 and i wish i had waited a bit longer...

O well, just shows ur more horny than Mr. Cum! ^^ (please, dont ask about the nickname 'Mr. Cum', i don't even remember the story behind it)